submitted 2 weeks ago by mediocre_magi@lemmy.world
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I'll have you know my beans are very strong
In the uk "bean" is slang for 'head"
Meaning you are calling me stupid....
Which i suppose isn't really an insult, as its true.
Also UK here. Since it's mostly used as the verb to mean "hit
Perhaps that was a symptom of my own weak bean.
Or they’re saying you suck at sucking.
And if they are saying that, it makes me even more stupid for not thinking of that joke. :)
Where I'm from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.
Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!
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STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??
torn to shreds and mashed to paste, I'm afraid.
To shreds you say
And his wife?
It's a little on the sore side.
Exactly what I'd expect from someone on the "yiffit" community >.>
Does lentils count? Their like a weaker version of beans. I made a lentil and ham soup with the leftover Christmas ham I had. Pretty yummy.
It's bean weaker.
You know how they say "cool beans?" Mine is lukewarm.
I just ate peas. Take that!
I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is "canned."
This week's weak bean's been Heinz.
Mmm beaked beans
When I don't want an overly strong coffee, I'll grind less beans or add more water.
Less jangly, and sameish taste.
The early morning 'weak bean'.
It's been oblong.
My name's not bean :(
It's likely to soon fall off
Refried.
Hey, don't judge em, he's working out! Progress takes time...
Falafel
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I'll have you know my beans are very strong
In the uk "bean" is slang for 'head"
Meaning you are calling me stupid....
Which i suppose isn't really an insult, as its true.
Also UK here. Since it's mostly used as the verb to mean "hit
Perhaps that was a symptom of my own weak bean.
Or they’re saying you suck at sucking.
And if they are saying that, it makes me even more stupid for not thinking of that joke. :)
Where I'm from bean can be a euphemism for a certain part of female genitalia, so I am insulted.
Oh yeah! That too! Flick the bean!
Condensed
STRONGER THAN YOURS INNIT MATE??
torn to shreds and mashed to paste, I'm afraid.
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say
It's a little on the sore side.
Exactly what I'd expect from someone on the "yiffit" community >.>
Does lentils count? Their like a weaker version of beans. I made a lentil and ham soup with the leftover Christmas ham I had. Pretty yummy.
It's bean weaker.
You know how they say "cool beans?" Mine is lukewarm.
I just ate peas. Take that!
I have baked beans and dried chickpeas in the house at the moment, and the baked beans are probably the weaker of my two beans, so the current status of my weak bean is "canned."
This week's weak bean's been Heinz.
Mmm beaked beans
When I don't want an overly strong coffee, I'll grind less beans or add more water.
Less jangly, and sameish taste.
The early morning 'weak bean'.
It's been oblong.
My name's not bean :(
It's likely to soon fall off
Refried.
Hey, don't judge em, he's working out! Progress takes time...
Falafel