鴉PieFedWhat acronyms are you annoyed to see take on other meanings?
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CorrodedI'm running into this more and more with BSD (Berkeley Software Distribution) and Bungo Stray Dogs.
I was wondering if anyone else has run into anything similar?
DNF: Disjunctive normal form, Dandified YUM
I put DNF stickers on items around the house, to remind myself that not everything exists for sexual gratification.
It's Did Not Finish in racing
MTG it's a trading card game and not some dumb ass politician.
I try to pronounce it "Empty G" with a slight emphasis on the "p".
Gotta run with the lowercase "t" to have a little distinction
I also see 'meeting' abbreviated as MTG. Which, is now what I call it when I send texts to my friends to play Magic. "Hey, got time for a MTG MTG?"
CP does not mean: * Cyberpunk * Club Penguin * Cleft Palate * Cerebral
PolicyPalsy * Conservative PartyIf you're on a Unix terminal it means "copy," anywhere else it means what Josh Duggar is into.
Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that
I used
cpto refer tocode pointerat work. Got very weird looks...cheese pizza
Where I am it universally refers to a railroad company, Canadian Pacific.
And in the corporate Windows world, it's the Company Portal (essentially the inter-company App Store). I always have to type it out because I don't like telling people to go to the CP.
Wireless Application Protocol. I can no longer say on my CV that I 'worked on WAP in the early 2000s'.
What is WAP, if not wireless application protocol?
Moist butt cat
MoistCr1tikal?
a pop star made a popular song about it, I too was lost but someone pointed it out.... Wet Ass Pussy
OMS! I don't want to know what ass pussy is!
Leaving out the hyphen totally changed the meaning !
Relevant XKCD
Ask your mom for me. She knows 😏
Wide area progressive, when slot machines across multiple casinos contribute to one combined jackpot.
LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!
I'm working with data, where we have a concept called "write, audit, publish" (also abbreviated WAP). I'm laughing on the inside everyone I hear anyone talking about it.
Apparently BBC no longer means Big Black Chicken
I love how someone uploaded a video titled "Virgin asshole destroyed by BBC" to pornhub, and it was a video of Ben Shapiro losing his shit after badly failing at debating one of the BBC hosts.
Duh, it’s British Broadcasting Chicken.
Those of a vintage beyond even my own will know that it stands for "Broken Biscuit Company", which I believe originated on BBC radio with *The Goon Show*. Now that's not an acronym, but it *is* another word that's picked up an unfortunate extra meaning in recent years.
Huh, I though it was British Black Chicken!
A lot of british women I knew just loved BBC.
This! It's so frustrating trying to fill my hen house
Therapy be wild taking CBT for cognitive behavioral therapy when it's been cock and ball torture for so, so long.
"Therapist said I needed CBT. I just walked out. That dude's fucking crazy if he thinks Imma smash my nuts."
My shop we sell cheese and bacon traveller pies, abbreviated to CBT...
Not annoyed but amused. I suffer from IBS. And in my work there are Internal Business Systems. So I suffer from IBS twice.
SRS/GRS is absolutely everywhere as an acronym. It stands for Sex/Gender Reassignment Surgery
HRT too (Hormone Replacement Therapy)
BLM
Especially since the Bureau of Land Management is regularly talked about in my field.
I have no issue with the civil rights movement tho
Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management
BARREN LANDS MATTER !
Not annoyed, but i enjoy annoying red hats by taking about how much I appreciate BLM. As soon as they start spouting off I start talking about how we camped on Bureau of Land Management land out west and it was great.
Alternatively, how Brennan Lee Mulligan is a great GM
Also Game Master > General Motors
I read GM as Grand Master (chess). You’ve bastardised it now.
Grand Master (chess) > Game Master > Literal dog shit > General Motors
Better? ;-)
Perfecto.
Muchas gracias
So many people think Mac is an acronym for whatever reason, as in "Do you use MAC or PC?".
I don't know why they think this. It was never formatted that way in any of Apple's marketing materials.
It really annoys me. In my head when I read it I hear "MAC" pronounced in the voice of Gilbert Godfrey.
I'm guessing they're confusing it with MAC addresses? They probably saw the term somewhere and wrongly assumed it had something to do with Apple Macs.
Macintosh Apple Computer
MAC stands for MAC Apple Computer. It's a recursive acronym.
True, although it's more formally known as an Apple MAC Apple Computer, or Apple Mackintosh Apple Computer Apple Computer.
With Apple standing, of course, for Applied Possibility and Permutation Learning Environment.
D2 is either a type of steel or a great game in 8th grade.
LFG used to mean Look For Group in a lot of games. Now it's let's fucking go.
LucasFilm Games
OK, I'll bite. *Pedant time.*
"BSD" isn't an acronym. It's an initialism.
Acronyms are pronounced as a words rather than reading the letters, and, well, you'd be beatboxing if you pronounced BSD as a word.
Hey, that's my job
It’s not pronounced buzzed? I’ve been saying Freebuzzed wrong all this time???
Nobody dared telling you.
If you ever have doubts how other stuff is pronounced, just axman.
Isis used to be the fake spy agency Archer worked for. Damn those middle-eastern radicals stealing the name!
Before that, Isis was an Egyptian goddess and a hot superhero with crossovers to Shazam
Right? Archer's Isis didn't replace those, just made them more Accessable
I remember being annoyed when PS2 suddenly was a gaming console and not a line of personal computers from IBM.
Yes, I know it's PS2 vs. PS/2 when written out, but no one ever says PS-slash-2 when speaking.
i thought you were talking about the old mouse and keyboard connectors
Another one that came to mind is TF2. I like Titanfall 2 more than Team Fortress 2 but I associate the acronym with Team Fortress 2.
You just reminded me the confusion I had trying to figure out if people are talking about Battlefield 2 or Battlefront 2 years ago
Ever play D2?
Two sided dice, for binary decisions in DnD? Sure, I’ve flipped a coin
I mean TF2 was kinda old by the time the first Titanfall came out.
True, but still a very active game.
Yeah, I should have been more clear TF2 was like an industry pillar by the time Titanfall came out. Used to be, but still is.
As a dude who loves Transport Fever 2, you better believe I get this wrong a lot.
Ah man another one of these is Monster Hunter World (MHW) and now the new game Monster Hunter Wilds (MHW). 🤦
AC -- alternating current, ass crust
DTF -- downtime failure, discreet time fourier, down to funkyland
SMB -- server message block, some mammamia bros
IANAL -- i am not a lawyer, sure you do
SWIFT is not a programming language it's a trading protocol that runs the global financial markets which I'm working very hard to forget but still it deserves respect.
But the name of the language isn’t an acronym it’s just the word swift.
Doesn't change the fact that people think it's the same thing lol
All the time. Like at some point SC stopped meaning StarCraft and started meaning Splinter Cell. And don't let me get started about the famous roleplaying game PoE. Yes, or course I mean Pillars of Eternity and not Path of Exile.
For me, SC means Supreme Court and PoE means "Power over Ethernet" lol.
Nah, Supreme Court is abbreviated as SCROTUM.
bruh it's *South Carolina*
To be fair "SC" was replaced by "SC:BW" within like a year.
I was late to the party. The only acronym I ever used was SC2.
Agreed, Supreme Commander 2 was better than 1 anyway.
Sorry, can't read PoE as anything besides Permit Office Enforcement
PoE is power over ethernet
Lol, i can't think of PoE as anything but Power over Ethernet.
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SC is soundcloud to me
PoE = Portal of Evil which was a directory of weird-ass websites.
CBT - Clifford Brick Transport. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. Cock Ball torture.
Cannabis CBT and in turn THC, that's all I know the CBT acronym for
I think you're thinking of CBD
Central business district?
probably, i don't like acronyms for this exact reason
"Changed Block Tracking" for me.
FTP: free to play, file transfer protocol
SRS: Serious, sex reassignment surgery, social responsiveness scale, etc
LOL: laugh out loud, lots of love, loot or lie
League of Legends
first time I experienced LOL was way back, Early 1990s. When AOL was still in 1.x for the Apple. My buddy and I broke into his brothers work computer and were playing around online in the chat rooms. They told us it was Loser On Line and it was a long time before I understood that wasnt what it was.... those jerks
I had a kinder experience and was told LOL was Leg of Lamb. That just left me confused.
AOL: Absent, on leave
CS2
Counter Strike 2 or Cities Skylines 2?
For me CS2 is Counter Strike 2 and CS:2 is Cities Skylines 2. No idea why though.
I guess it is suppose be C:S2 for Cities Skylines because that is where the colon is in the name.
You're right, my bad, I remembered wrong.
DP is Diet Pepsi
Dr. Pepper
Ummm...no it isn't. Sorry
It's dog park.
CBT
Cock and Ball Torture and Cognitive Behaviour Therapy.
for me cbt means changed block tracking. I used to work on developing vm backup software
It's weird seeing news articles about the SEC that have nothing to do with college football.
The Southeastern Conference was founded in 1932. The Securities and Exchange Commission in 1934.
A group of separatist rebels in the Philippines formed the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
MILF, for short.
In Berlin there's a car hire company called "Miles" (very handy, you can book and pick up a car in minutes) and they have a bunch of vans with a "damaged" e. So now it says Milfs. Hoho.
LoRa - to me it's Long Range Radio and has been for a decade. It has some fucking AI slop meaning that recently came up, now.
PDF file must be one of the Most brainrot offenders
CNC :(
never thought of the anime as bsd. sorta funny. I have to admit magic the gathering became so popular all of a sudden in the news.
BotW will always mean Best of the Worst to me. Zelda fans should just get over it and spell it out every time. And I like that game.
It's not annoying, only quite funny, but every time I see *CSM* (Chainsaw Man) I can only think of *Coño'e su Madre / Cocha'e su Madre* (Motherfucker in Latinamerica).
[off topic]
https://youtu.be/xazs1DEexk8
Niedersächsisch-Westfälische Anglervereinigung
You can dance to it, and they have an important message!
I'm aging myself here, but WoW used to stand for "Winds of War", an expansion for Heroes of Might and Magic IV. Then, World of Warcraft was released...
I use dbt at work, meaning both data build tool, as well as dialectic behavioural theory
POV is just not point of view anymore. In modern social media it mostly shows something where there could be a POV, but now you see it in 3rd person because people don't care about what POV means.
Ooh I've got one! I wanna do a poll within this thread, so please respond with a spoiler tag so you don't influence anyone's answers.
But what does IMHO mean to you?
Comment below and then come back and read this:
spoiler
To me it means in my humble opinion, but it seems more and more these days I see people referring to it as in my honest opinion.
Is this a coincidence? Or a commentary on how people have gotten more rude or self centered? IDK, I'm not qualified to answer. I just think it's really interesting that it means both things, and it completely changes the vibe of what you're saying if someone interprets it one way or the other.
In my honest opinion of course
MK, Mortal Kombat, not Mario Kart.
CH, Chapulín Colorado, not Christina Herrera.
SNK, Shin Nihon Kikaku, not Shingeki no Kyojin.
SNK - Saturday Night Korea!
SNAFU, how it went from chaotic situation to make a blunder?
Also, why are Americans so obsessed with acronyms?
My guess would be WW2 and the US Army. The military likes to keep messages concise, so they love to use acronyms. For many service men, the Army was their first experience outside of their small towns. When the soldiers entered the civilian world they brought their training with them. AWOL [Absent With Out Leave] is still a common expression here. SNAFU [Situation Normal, All Fouled UP] and FUBAR [Fouled Up Beyond All Repair] went from being gags to part of the common speech.
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I don't mean the military acronyms, those make the most sense of all.
I mean all the other, you just need to see the reat of the comments, video games, names of celebrities and politicians, others are used as euphemisms. Now you can even read news articles were only use the acronym of whatever without mentioning a single time what that acronym stands for.
I meant that when the ex-soldiers entered the civilian world they brought the idea of acronyms with them. They looked around and created new ones because that's what they thought was appropriate.
Also texting on Nokias happened, many were invented to save clicks.
Furthermore it's arguably natural for organizations to be abbreviated/initialized and it's not an American phenomenon, as evidenced by the кгб and фсб; or the YPG, KSB, YPJ; ETC.
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Acromyms form words. You mean abbreviations.