No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
鴉PieFed
SSTF
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
A hat and buyer's remorse.
Tears and toilet paper.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Bipolar meds and gummi bears.
Those gummi bears are sus.
What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which
Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
2 gray kitties
My cat and my cell phone
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
A cat and a bike
A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go
Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.
A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker
don't forget your towel
A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.
Bass and bong
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
A cat and a cup of tea
Dual-weilding plushies
A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
Guilt and regret
Track saw and climbing shoes.
Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.
bicycle and pool noodle
Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.
But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?
Yeah but it's a -10 to have a panic attack if I don't wait the full cooldown period.
Oof, yeah, not worth it <3 happy cubing!
Coffee mug and a dog.
Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.
A belt and a doorknob
Risky, but easier than using your hand.
Touring kayak and back country skis
Shades and a whiskey glass.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
A dab rig and a camera
Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.
Laptop and Camera.
Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
A fox terrier and black clothing.
Please not a glass jar
A joint and a laptop
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.
AR-10 and a fishing rod
Post-its and a power rack
Garden knife and iron skillet.
A beer and a tablet stylus
Just the stylus?
Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.
Pocket knife and a zippo.
A camera and a car keys
Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.
😅
Drum sticks
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
My computer and my cat
Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!
I guess I pixel cellphone 😓
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
An e-book and a sofa
Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.